Is There Somewhere?

punk-roque:

punk-roque:

hey you know what’s super fun and 0 calories

a) eating me out
b) celery

lubricates:

the sexual tension between me and no one

sintire:

 click here to enter into a teenage boys mind

sandandglass:

crispy-tacos:

flogicallylawless:

If Fox thinks that a Muslim can’t write a book about Christianity

would they agree that men can’t write legislation about women?

EVERYBODY FREEZE.

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largeandlovely:

fatgirlopinions:

men love “fat asses” and big titties but act like those things commonly exist naturally on thin women and they “don’t count” when accompanied by a jiggly belly and thick thighs
lol ok

"big tits don’t count if you’re fat"

yea and a big dick don’t count if you are one

paleshangrila:

rnagicschoolbussy:

ruinedchildhood:

Pug Life

Is that Zayn Malik

ultimate pale blog

gothprada:

How do I uninstall anxiety

dajo42:

laid is pronounced like paid but not said and said is pronounced like bread but not bead and bead is pronounced like lead but not lead

miss-mckibben:

Justin Bieber fans trying to defend everything he does.

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bearhatalice:

necturusmaculosus:

busket:

stunningpicture:

Perfectly timed wedding photo

so she’s marrying a shark in disguise right

when will my reflection show
who i am
inside

Nobody suspects a thing